The Silent Killer
The thing I hate about insects is the way they “bug” you when you did nothing to them. Flying into my room, flying around me, flying onto my precious stuffs like my BED! I thought I’ve got rid of the moth incidents when I tried to kill one of them (the first one) the other time in vain. I even MSN Joel and get him down to kill the moth! But it mysteriously disappeared when he was here. After that fateful incident, I saw moth again!! “It” tried to come into my room by banging against the window a couple of times!! Gross! Just a few minutes ago, I had another battle with another moth! URGH! This time round the moth “walk over” the battle!
Some strategies I used were…
(a) Open the door and squad down like a squirrel. Hoping it will make its way out. Of course it doesn’t work! What was I thinking!!
(b) Tried the above mentioned method and off the lights in the room. Hoping it will be attracted by the brightly lighted corridors and make its way out. URGH. It doesn’t work too.
(c) Try using my bright orange Giodarno umbrella and knock some sense into the puny brain of that moth. [Do insects have brain?] Yap, this time it worked! The moth got hit by me [I’m good! Hit its brain!] and stupidity kills the moth. I didn’t kill it! After being semi-conscious with my mighty hit! It flew right into my light! And within 2.7 seconds of struggling it got killed! Yes! The light bulb did it! The silent killer!!
I think that’s also the reason behind the unsolved mysterious disappearance act by the first moth mentioned earlier! There, in the glass casing of the lights, laid many dead bodies of insects! [What do you call dead animals? Not corpses, but something else. I can’t remember.] All kinds! Some with skinny wings while others with fat wings. URGH!!! I HATE INSECTS!!!! ALL KINDS!!! GROSS!!! And I’ve got a killing field for moth in my room!!! HELP!!!